Saturday, June 13, 2009

Sorry bout the Yard sale, hope it sells out

Jesus Mary and Joseph were a nice little family. I don't think Joseph ever got the credit he deserved. Last night was hot, summer and sexy. Hard to explain but the city is getting randy. Kids want to get it on. I love watching nature take it's course. I'm a fan of watching people dress up and go out on the town. I used to work in the airport behind security in a toy store. The thing about the airport that was so appealing was that the patrons were almost always well dressed. I kinda dress like a bum. I do it because it makes me look less like the guy a criminal should rob. There are all sorts of new fashion trends happening in 2009. One of the most prominent is the super fucking high heel. I'm talking so high most girls don't have a chance in hell to look gracious in but they wear them anyway. I like the look it makes woman look kinda vulnerable hobbling around like some not so super super models. The sun has been coming out by the end of my shift now. One of my favorite perks of driving a taxi, the Sun. One of my fares last night was a 26 year old woman. She told me that when she was 19 she married a 50 year old man. She said "I like older men, they adore me. I'm the center of their universe. I like that, I need that." I asked how the marriage is going she said "oh, we divorced a few months ago, the asshole was too controlling." When I got her home she was out at least 10$ on the fare, I told her to give me a blow job. JOKING! No I said "don't worry about it." She took my name and number and promised to be one of those people who would pay me back. I wonder. Oh I also had an 18 year old fox, insurance broker tell me she drives a Subaru Impreza. She said "I would never drink and drive with my baby." I wouldn't either but for some reason my 26 year old ass has been stuck cruizin in a Mazda 323 from the early 90's or a Crown Vic ex cop car. I wish I had a WRX to pick people up with. That would give me an edge and some serious style.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

personally, the seasonal look i'm digging is the tight little rugby shorts dudes wear. JOKING!