Sunday, February 22, 2009

My Brother is a Genius

Engineers who work for oil companies are, in my opinion as useless to mankind as all the kids that are getting out of school with a welding degree(is there such a thing). Sorry kids but fuck there is only so much pipe to weld. Maybe some of those sell out engineers can whip up something for you kids to glue together with metal. If not why don't all you welders weld us up some jail cells so we have a place to throw all the sellout Fort Mac supporters. Cause we all know that in the future, I mean I hope all the pigs that supported the oil sands will be punished. If its good for the economy but bad for life then it's got to go. Fort McMurray: Tar Sands from Space check it out engineers, that is if you can pull yourselves away from the teenage ass at the Union. I'm sure working in Fort Mac has only made you guys a much more cultured bunch then the teenage boys those girls usually want to fuck. But hey all that money you make selling out mother nature is well spent on the blow. Keep it up guys, I'm sure our environment is in good hands with men like you around to engineer up new ways to destroy her homeostasis. Enough about the dirty oil bastards. What happened tonight...........not much. Have you guys ever heard of a FauxMo Sexual. It's a guy who goes to gay bars to fuck the straight ladies. You see he pretends he's gay and then he pounces on the girl that wants to set him straight. Ha. Lots of nice people tonight. I drove a bunch to St Albert, the only reason I'm mentioning them is because they are going to see the Kings of Leon and I'm very jealous. I'm going to see Ten Second Epic tonight. Starlight room. I'm stocked. I'm gonna get fucked and take a cab and blog about it loaded. Some kids in the car were all fucked up on Pregabalin they said that any drug connoisseur would really enjoy it. You hear that drug addicts, go break your back or something.
Ticket Master. Drove a manager. O.k so what ticket master supposedly does is add a surcharge to the ticket price. The surcharge is 13 dollars. The thing about it is the whole thirteen bucks doesn't go to Ticket Master. A percentage goes to "Others". I guess the promoters get big cuts. Sometimes they use charities to produce a larger gain on the surcharges. Ticket master is just getting the brunt of it because it was the middle man. Ticket Master was just there to make money. Imagine if Ticket master was controlled by a guy that wanted as many kids as possible to see Kings of Leon, or even Ten Second Epic. Imagine if Ticket Master Cared. Imagine if the engineers cared, then I'm sure we would need more welders and a lot more bands.

8 comments:

Julie-Bear said...

Ok although I DO respect your personal opinion ...I think it may be time for you to take a step back, from your gas burning CAB which you run all night long and THEN bash people in fort mac for ruining the Earth. And while not all men that work in the mac have class seeping out of their every pore, meeting a handful "dirty uncultured pigs" does not make a person a character expert! Especially considering the circumstances around which you have made their acquaintance. And the next time you take your cab, your lifeline, your money maker, into the shop, ask the mechanic how it is that the axle is being held together ... is it possible one of the useless welders may have had a hand in it? Hmm ... those who live in glass houses should not throw rocks!

Anonymous said...

Ha! Well said, Julie Bear! (you go girl!) =P

taxitalk said...

I went overboard I know
but they pissed me off so bad it was fun
Julie you're right
but fuck I'm glade I got a comment

Bartosz said...

I don't recall seeing the term "dirty uncultured pigs" in this post.

Axles are not generally welded. they are usually cast. If one happens to break, they replace the whole thing. A welded axle is very unsafe.

As for engineers and the oilsands workers, who cares as long as they make that mad mad money.

You can make money, but you can't make land. Come to think of it, you can't eat money either, so what good is it? To buy stuff? More crap to fill a life devoid of meaning? I'd rather be poor and know at least something meaningful, than to be rich and know only what I see in front of my eyes.

Julie Bear, You're a fool. I don't respect your opinion.

Anonymous said...

Bartosz, you're HOT!

Possessions can slaughter your soul if you don't have meaning in your life.....

So why is it that people feel so empty/powerless/impotent without them??

Anonymous said...

ummm, you guys do know that there are MANY different KINDS of engineers, and they do not ALL work in Fort FuckMac, right? There are civil, mechanical, electrical, chemical, physicists, geologists, geophysicists....and the scope and expanse of their expertise is pretty phenomenal. You have to respect the intellectual capacity required to obtain a highly specialized degree and apply it to many highly technical facets of society. Professional engineers have tenets that state that whatever they do has to be #1 safe, and #2 benefit society. Now, we all know the general opinion of certain types of engineers (i.e. petroleum) who work in the oil an gas industry. But the truth is, they don't rape the land in Alberta, they just hold her legs open while the Americans ram their dirty cocks up her twat.

taxitalk said...

Wow
that was art
thanks

Anonymous said...

u can thank Bints for that one.....