Monday, March 23, 2009

K.O. We have a crack den, score

Hey, hey, hey. What's up boys and girls? I bet you all of you stayed in last night. Good for you. It was slow. I got a text last night form a fare. She manages a business, well anyway one of the guys that works for her was one of the three gay guys that had oral sex in my back seat. Small world. I'm getting around like a little slut, that's for sure. So tonight I had this women, a native lady tell me she almost killed another girl in the boxing ring. She said it scared her so bad she had to hang up the gloves. I told her she was deadly and she should go back in the ring and kick some serious ass. Oh and I drove this dude, he got in on 124t and 102 ave. He was going to the Jasper place, he had no money. I'm a generous guy on Sunday nights. Well he told me this story. He said "One of my Roommates ripped off this nigger on 107 ave bout two weeks ago. For the crack you know. Well they retaliated, they drove by our house and unloaded 57 bullets into it. I slept through the whole thing." Fuck imagine stealing crack and then having people come to your house and shoot it up.It's been slow so that's it. I'm tiered. If you want me to wake up, rip off some gangster on 107 ave and tell him you live at ...

4 comments:

Elise said...

He slept through the whole thing? What a nutcase, drugged up loon xx

Unknown said...

Gosh. People divulge so many discomforting things to you lol.

At least from my perspective.

Bum Atom said...

I ask for it

shane rocket said...

wow, sounds like an amazing job and it does sound like it will kill you one day. I will be back very often to read your experiences.... SR