Tonight there was a little zygote in my car (that means I'm gonna be lucky)

Tonight was good, almost all my fares were my personal clients. I'm getting to be so independent that if I decided to start my own company I would already have a stable clientele. So tonight if there was one thing I could say is that there is too many people calling too many cabs for one person. The bastards who can't wait for the first cab that they called and then they call another and another and another. That happens all the time, and every time I catch someone doing it I black list their number. If your one of those be careful cause I'm a nazi when it comes to assholes who call out a cab convention for one miserable mother fucker. Sometimes when I catch the culprits in the act they're hurting for a cab so bad and there is three sitting right in front of them and they can't get in cause they have sinned the ultimate in Taxi sins. The adulterous assholes try to lie their way in but not if my ass is working. They get black listed. Tonight I screwed many people over for fucking me around. It's not that cold, and I don't care if you're a really good looking chick with a short skirt and you're freezing if you tried to cheat my system to help yourself out selfishly I wish you a long walk home, cause your number is gonna end up in my companies black list and you're going to be sitting on a curb waiting for the small Independent taxi guy who is almost always at least a hour away. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA hey I gotta get off on something, If it wasn't for the black list I would be completely powerless to the ever growing ignorant population of taxi abusers. On a good note I drove a pregnant women, she just found out, I was one of the first to know, Lucky me.