Saturday, February 23, 2008

Somethimes I think I hate

Friday was o.k. I wish there was something I could say that could prove to you guys that the world is coming to a bloody end. People are so empty. So tonight I picked a Guy up at On the rocks, "97st and 109a ave" he told me was his address. On the way the guy started telling me that he made 40$ an hour in some shit hole up North. That was probably true. So I get him to the destination in one of the worst places in the city. He starts acting like a reject, he can't find his money he wants to go inside to get some more. I ask for collateral. He gives me his license, that was a sign to me that maybe the bald twit would actually pay me. He goes inside for a long time and comes back empty handed. "We're going to the ATM my friend" he says while trying to get back in the car. I locked the doors not wanting this pile of shit in the car, but he is the guy that owes me money so I got to let him back in. He gets in and I do the dumbest thing I could ever do, I hand the fucker back his ID. We get to the store with the bank machine and he goes in. I'm on 118ave and 97st a place you go to get a 15$ blow job. Blocks and blocks of whore junkies. The guys inside working the ATM for a long time, meaning that he has nothing in his broke ass account. Then instead of coming back to tell me that he's out of cash the shit face just stands there with his bald ugly toothless face and stairs at me. Not moving, not caring knowing damn well I'm waiting for him. That's how he ripped me off, I wasn't about to go in there and get him, the police are too busy jacking their partners off to come help get this thief, so I just drove away, fuck that sucked. Then there was this Boxer, he is on his way to the Olympics 2010. His name was Chad Big..something. Well the only reason he got in my taxi was because he jumped in front of me, literally he jumped his ass in front of a moving car ( I was hauling ass). Him and his friends jumped in, Chad was so fucked up he wanted to kill, and he was big. I was lucky cause I'm a white kid and this boxer was on of the most racist people I've driven in a while. One of his friends from a small town in Ontario wanted to stop and get some chewing tobacco, I stopped at the same gas station that I got ripped of at 118ave 97st, there was this group of young Native girls hanging around looking for a taxi, while the guys were in the store me and one of the friends were trying to stop the girls from getting into the car. They were drunk and did not care that the car was taken, until of course the big racist boxer stepped out and almost started to beat the girls up. Remember this guy is possibly going to the Olympics, he's huge and he was drunk, his friend convinced him to get back in the car, the girls spit at him and my taxi. Their lucky he didn't swing at them, he would have killed all four thirteen year olds with one swing. On the way to his house he mentioned that it was his coach that taught him to hate "chugs" well I hope that coach gets taught a lesson. Then I drove this lady she was awesome cause even though she was very rich she was level headed. Her friend wanted to drive her home, but she was drunk and the lady chose me instead. One thing about this women was that she strongly believed that the world was coming to an end, she even got a tattoo of the Apocalypse, cool. My last fare was a group of ignorants. They took so long to get in my car it hurt. When they got in (two 18 year olds and 1 old fart) I could tell this old shit had been feeding them blow all night, he was an asshole to me cause he knew that I had more in common with the girls then he did. The one up front talked to me, she was blasted half way to the moon on Coke but she thought that she was the king shit. On the way I mentioned something about hookers and the one up front could not understand why guys do that. Pay for sex. She did not even think of herself as whore and I bet by the end of the night Sunny (the old fart) is gonna have his old impotent saggy dick in her dumb 18 year old trap. Ladies nothing is free, especially illicit drugs. She gave me 60$, a 30$ tip but she is still a whore in my books.

7 comments:

kelseXy said...

Hey! Turns out the man had to work today and didnt get drunk sorry I would have called you.
Next Friday though!

bRaT said...

the world is just one fucked up place... but hell, we've got to deal with that huh? i believe you when you say that the end is near...

Michelle said...

In taxis down here, you have to pay SOMETHING right when you get in. If it's gonna be like a $30 trip, you gotta throw down at least ten bux before anybody will take you anywhere. Maybe try that...? You might still get beat for the rest of the fare but at least you won't go home empty handed

I was dyin for a ride one time, I see a cab but I only had $15 and where I wanted to go was too far for me to afford it. I see a cab with a guy already in the back, he calls me over and I get in and the driver agrees to take me wherever and put it on the other dude's tab. Dude (passenger) is doing hit after hit after hit off the crack pipe and trying to get a date from me by offering the pipe to me. Ummm... no. I asked if he had any $$ and he starts diggin through his pockets and pulls out a 30 day bus pass, telling me it's worth $50. Which is true, but they also hand them out FREE at churches and shelters. I got dropped off at my crib, handed the driver the $!%, and whispered to him that the degenerate in the back (who had run up a $65 fare by that point and was still smoking) had no money and to go drop him off in a shit hole (we weren't far from the nearest shit hole).

Thought you might enjoy that...

Anonymous said...

"the police is too busy jacking their partners off..."
well said.

i have promised to read your blog,
and i'm glad i waited, because it's interesting reading them all...
my comments are to be continued.

m.

Rrramone said...

dude, that is some righteously funny shit. Thanks for the entertainment. You should write a book! :-)

Repent Canada said...

taxi talk,

nice to meet you and your site. i'm gonna holler at you another day.

stay in touch,
Ricky

Repent Canada said...

actually if you can email me some time, repentcanada@gmail.com, drop your work # and I will call you for a ride one day