Wee haw. What a night. The temperature is getting warmer every day. I love it. People are out a lining up to get into the clubs. Life is flourishing. Tonight I called 911 on this drunk fuck and to tell you the truth the operator on the other line was magnificent. He was able to keep me calm and even diverted my attention from the lack of police presents on the streets by telling me that the reason police don't pull over drunk drivers on a regular basis is because they are busy swallowing all the chiefs cum. I'm not telling the truth but the Curb the danger guy was nice and reassured me that the police are really trying to prevent all the street abuse. I really hope so. Tonight I picked up this lesbian from the gay club "play". She was crying because none of her friends showed up to her thirty seventh birthday party. Not one. So I gave her the pack of smokes someone left in the car and a free ride home. People have been especially nice to me lately. I've been a sour apple for the last little while. I've been just raging. Well tonight was the last night. I no longer can drive around putting myself under such stress. So what? the roads are full of drunks, crack heads, drug dealers, ignorant cops and all around retarded human beings, who cares? It's my new attitude "I don't care." I can't wait till the next time I see a cop drive past a women about to be raped, I'm going to drive right past too, and think to myself "She probably deserves it." Then I'll laugh just like the pigs. It was really nice tonight, after my anger subsided I was able to relax and enjoy the morning. My last fare told me "Just stay positive and all will be good." I told them I'd write a post that is happy and forgiving. How did I do? Hey did you know that Kurt Cobain blew his head off like fifteen years ago today. Fuck I'm getting old but the Oilers won and Britney Spears is coming tomorrow.
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Britney Spears!! Sorry for picking that out of all of the other choices to comment on, but I have a bit of an obsession. I'm going to dress as her for a Halloween party next year! I'm pumped. Stalk her and get good pictures for me! lol
Just spent my first coffee of the day reading your blog. I'm trying to ascertain if there's actually a difference between you and all the sad human beings you continually feed off of? I've determined you're worse. Not to mention those who regularly comment on your brutally written garbage, like Nicole, the Spears obsessed "stalker." Get a life Nicole, grow up. That's the thing about blogs, any dumb-ass can start one regardless of grammar or character and of course just like yourself your regular readers feed off of this mindless repeat of the same lousy story. My God, and you wanted to go to college and become a "nurse?" All I can say is thank-goodness that didn't happen, the world of medicine and the rest of us thank Grant Mac for weeding out idiots like yourself. Just exactly how many words can you get wrong in one post?
I happen to think that EPS members are doing a great job and are great people for putting their lives on the line for societal scum like you. One day those people for whom you have such disdain for will come to your aid yet again just like the 911 operator did. Loser.
You've been given a gift, that gift is your life and the fact that you choose to waste it like you do says volumes about you and your DNA. A movie about drug addicts, prostitutes sounds so profound and so original, that's clearly never been done before...your creativity demonstrates a clear lack of IQ. Your new name- "88" care of Aliens 3.
Way to go Barrel Taxi, you guys are morons for hiring 88 in the first place...and assholes for keeping him employed, he makes your cab company and "honest" hard-working cab drivers look ever increasingly incompetent.
Hey 88, since I can't mute your dumb-ass maybe I help you learn something - http://dictionary.reference.com/
I'm never sure if anonymous commenters are aware that doing so anonymously completely negates their comment, so I thought I'd throw that in.
I haven't read you long enough to judge you, but I have been out to the clubs in both Edmonton and Calgary, and the streets were pretty close to what you describe. Maybe Anonymous just doesn't like your tone.
Anyway, that poor birthday girl! I've seen that happen a few times, and it's brutual. I'll celebrate with my family and everyone else can send me a card.
I always heard that there were people out there who thought the EPS were doing a good job, I just never heard from one before. Then again I don't venture to the burbs that often. They throw a pretty awesome party though, kudos to them on that. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/edmonton/story/2008/07/11/edm-berube-hearing.html
Kuba... You're doing the right thing. Creating discourse!
Hey, Anon... how many readers does your blog have?
watch out for the curse of Travis Bickle looms for us all.
Anon, What's sad is that you have the audacity to comment on other people's intelligence when you are clearly the idiot. You obviously spent quite a bit of time reading this particular blog and then writing a comment. If you don't like what the blogger has to say then don't fucking read the blog. Seems pretty simple to me, but hey I don't have a Grant MacEwan education. You sound like one of those sad people that spend a lot of time trying to get the entire world to think like you. Are a little angry that it's not working out? I don't want to shock you, but there are a lot of people out there that are far more harmful to society than this particular blogger. If you actually want to do something useful why don't you get on the case of some child pornography site or go pick up dirty condoms and needles from the streets.
Somehow I get the impression that you would rather sit at home, be ignorant and judge everyone else.
good for you to give my fellow lesbian the pack of cigs..... :)
To anyone who has been the victim of incest, rape or abuse, my sincerest apologies for my earlier remarks. Although Anon #1's comments warranted a strong response (what a royal Fucktard!), it was extremely insensitive and completely inappropriate for me to take my comments in that direction. Peace and good karma (and love to Taxitalk).
Anon #1 has a serious superiority complex. What kind of elitist douche bag sits on their computer first thing in the morning with their first cup of coffee looking for blogs to troll? ( for you noobs out there: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trolling ) I'll tell you who, the guy that doesn't get invited to the coffee pot for morning conversations because all he/she talks about is themselves. I for one happened to find this blog an interesting delve into a world that is new and interesting.
The EPS doing a good job? Clearly a comment from someone who has absolutely no idea what is happening on the streets of Edmonton. How more obvious can you get?
I read this blog religiously and have never felt like I needed to comment until now. What is going on with the comment section? What's up with Bartosz threatening someone for insulting taxitalk? Aren't blogs about free speech and dialogue? Taxitalk and commenters say alot of things that I think are off the wall, but i'm not about to be like "I know where you live". That's bullshit.
The comment section is there for comments, good or bad, even taxitalk says that. It isn't called "positive comments only section"! Bartosz, by threatening commenters, you're only damaging what the blog can achieve in terms of creating dialogue.
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