Sunday, December 30, 2007

For Skin Care and Treatment

A few days left in this year. A lot left in the next. What is it I want you guys to know before 2007 ends. Well I think its better to smoke crack then to do steroids. Think about it crack ruins ya, buy steroids shrink your balls and most men would rather die then live life without balls. Right? Back me up dudes. I'm just joking, no I'm not, yes I am. Whatever. Just say no.
Tonight was the last night a prominent gay night club was open to the public. The only people out getting loaded were gay and not one of them was an asshole. All my gay fares have been great. No that's a lie I've had some scary gay fares but not tonight. Tonight even the dudes who looked scary screwed up were nice. Thanks gay people, party on and stay safe, or mess yourself up it's your choice.
Do you guys wanna hear what gay guys ask me sometimes?
Once I had a guy ask me if I was cut or uncut? How come I've never heard a women ask that?
I once had a big Gay native man (drunk) ask me "could I just hold your penis" I said "no" but he insisted, I resisted all the way to a dirty porn store on Stony Plain Road where I told him to get out. He paid me then he said "you would have gotten a lot more if you just let me touch it". Man I did not choose my sexual orientation and I'm sure neither did he. Who does choose it? Is it genes, or Jesus. Who Knows? but those gays and lesbians sure did throw a mighty bash tonight. Good for you.
I picked up these two young women from there. One was gay the other bisexual both sweet. On the way to their house I mentioned that I was the youngest Taxi driver in the city. The bisexual one had heard of me before, from one of her friends. Her friend had told her that I was a cute spiky haired guy, and that when I gave her a ride home she asked me to come upstairs, I guess I declined. I don't remember the situation. No sex no drugs, those rules go for me too not just the clients.
Have a gay old time on new years everyone, I'll be working so there is no need to get hammered and drive. Remember to call me, I'll pick you up it's my job, ha ha I know my job is to keep the taxi stories alive, they're always uncut.

6 comments:

Bartosz said...

Dude, I just finished reading the New York Hack taxidriver chick's blog.....she definitely is a hack writer, that's for sure. Nothing interesting in her blog. 'Specially after she got the publishing deal. But hey, she did say that she was on to doing new things. I guess everyone sells out sometime.

Your stories are WAY more real.

taxitalk said...

New York Cabbies have a barrier to protect them, Cabbies in the murder capital of North America don't.We are tougher so our stories are much more personal, because anyone siting behind me can shank me or strangle me with the seat belt. Thats why I don't wear one.

bRaT said...

so THAT's why you don't wear one... and i thought you didn't because you were the daredevil youngest taxiguy...

good to know you'll be saving lives on New Years... I guess i've decided to ignore it completely... what are we celebrating really?

Bewildered said...

We had a gay wedding at out hotel once. It was the best wedding we had, nice guests and no bridezilla.

STAG said...

Edmonton has always been a little grittier than most places....

For some reason, it always seemed to remind me of Sin City, you know, the movie.

Crack and meth are destroying the downtowns all over though. A friend of mine proposed a radical solution...make it like, totally legal. He figured the problem is not the crack, but the crime which goes with it. I thought he must have been smokin' something! But I would welcome your thoughts on a contentious issue like that!

taxitalk said...

Crack is super addictive, it's as addictive as superman is strong but super man is a comic character crack is real, real scary. They have meth on the market, its called dextrose amphetamine, clean meth or Ritalin they have the same effects in smaller dosage, but a big does of that type of medicine is like taking a big crystal hit, doctors just don't tell us that because they give it to our kids, oh and the pills have less harmful chemicals in them because their made in a factory whereas the meth is made in a dirty poor guys basement