Wednesday, June 9, 2010

NYCTaxi your right...

During my 2005 spring semester in the university of Wisconsin Green Bay I found myself in love with a beautiful young blond, lets call her Jill. I met her on a skiing trip to Michigan. It was in the evening, we were all just coming back from a night of skiing. I was snowboarding. I remember the night. It was a gorgeous mid American night. So I remember the instant I met her, I jumped in the hot tub next to her friend. I hadn't done a good enough job rinsing myself off in the shower before getting into the water and the black lint from my sock came floating to the top of the water. Jill was the first to notice and she screamed in disgust. It was OK because my Spanish friend Louise jumped in right behind me and I felt confident enough to just splash the fabric out of our existence and mention that she was in the presence of a couple of super high class international students. Louise was from Spain, and I was Global. Most Americans initial impression of me was that I was American because Canadians and Americans are virtually the same race. I've lived in several different countries and speak many different languages, so that initial impression is easy to change when a foreign language comes rolling of my tongue. Jill and I hit it off instantly, I convinced her to to come up to my room after the hot tub. It was still early and we decided that we were going to throw a party. I had known her for about 45 minutes by the time I decided that i was going to let her know that I enjoy a massive stimulant prescription, she watched me swallow 50mg of speed and off we went, downstairs to the chalet.

3 comments:

unknown vector said...

couple of things i just cant pass up here... first is that Canada does not have its own ``race`` of people... there are infact many diffrent races of people here and if you want to get right down to the brass, humans are a race there is no sepration between say blacks and whites because the human race includes both those ethnicities...... seconly and perhaps less importantly, i feel it is inapropreat to refer to dexamphetamine or C9H13N as speed. its just simply not the same drug as you will note if you look at the chemical equations. thankyou and god bless............ get it?

JILLAINE said...

what an amazing night... the start to a beautiful, everlasting friendship. be well kuba

Meursault said...

The image of the lint floating to the surface of the hot tub is delightful. I'd really like to know how the night ended (or perhaps it didn't due to the amphetamine diet). I also find the notion of an "American race" quite amusing as it will conjure a different image for each reader.